FLAGSHIP
MID
MIDHATS™Acid
THE MID
449 krThe cap that started the brand. Says exactly one word, and that word is a lifestyle.
PROFESSIONALLY MEDIOCRE HEADWEAR
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FLAGSHIP
MID
MIDHATS™Acid
Caps with opinions you'll regret out loud. The peak of mediocre, shipped from Norway.
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Bestselling regrets
Most-purchased ways to say nothing.
BESTSELLER
BEANIE
COLD OUTSIDE DEAD INSIDE
MIDHATS™Black
COLD OUTSIDE / DEAD INSIDE
349 krSeasonal depression starter pack.
TRUCKER
CERTIFIED HATER
MIDHATS™Black/Acid
CERTIFIED HATER
399 krHating is a full-time job. Dress for it.
HOODIE
AGGRESSIVELY AVERAGE
MIDHATS™Washed Black
AGGRESSIVELY AVERAGE
899 krThe peak of mediocre.
FLAGSHIP
MID
MIDHATS™Acid
01
THE MID
Six panels of pure indifference. A flat brim for people who refuse to bend, and a snapback closure because commitment is scary. One size fits most heads. Emotionally, it fits no one.
449 kr★★★★★1184 reviews
New & barely improved
Sold out of feelings, in stock on hats
DAD CAP
PROFESSIONALLY TIRED
MIDHATS™Washed Black
PROFESSIONALLY TIRED
379 krUnstructured, like your sleep schedule.
TRUCKER
NOT NOW
MIDHATS™Black/Black
NOT NOW
399 krA boundary you can wear.
BUCKET
TOUCH GRASS
MIDHATS™Lawn
TOUCH GRASS
429 krWorn exclusively indoors.
SNAPBACK
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
MIDHATS™Void Black
EMOTIONALLY UNAVAILABLE
449 krNow in a size that fits your walls.
REVIEWS WE IGNORED.
“Bought it to feel something. Felt nothing. 5 stars.”
“My therapist asked where I got it. Awkward.”
“Wore it once. Now it's my whole personality.”
“Fits my head. Doesn't fit in society. Perfect.”